Never teach your 7 yr old advance I.T. messaging techniques

Neil set up IM Messenging on Sydney's computer, you know, so he doesn't have to come upstairs to tell them to get ready for bed, brush their teeth, etc. while I'm gone. Well, here's an example of how the system works:

Message from TINKERBELL (Sydney) to Main (Neil) on 1/13/09 6:18:26 PM
"we are going to have hotpockets and that is that."