Ted's Songs

I'm Popeye the sailor man!

I live in the Aflac's can! (etc.)

The itsy bitsy Aflac went up the water spout. 

Down came the rain and washed the Aflac out.

Out came the sun and dried up all the Aflac blood.

And the itsy bitsy Aflac could not go up again.

Three blind mice.  Three blind mice.

See how they run.  See how they run.

They all ran after the farmer's wife.

She cut off their tails with a carving knife.

You've never seen such a sight in my life.

As three blind mice.

Ted said, "That was so sad that even I am trying not to smile!"

I called the witchdoctor he told me what to do

I called the witchdoctor he told me what to say

I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you:

Ooo Eee Ooo Ahh Ahh

Ting Tang Aflacaflacaflac

Ooo Eee Ooo Ahh Ahh

Aflac-a-lack-a-lack-a-Aflac!