Ted: On your mark, get set, I'm going to poop in my bed tonight so you'll have to clean it up...GO!
Ted: On your mark, get set, I'm going to knock out all my teeth and make you eat them while you're asleep....GO!
Ted: On your mark, get set, I'm going to have diarrhea in a cup and then drink it, yum,.....GO!
Ted: On your mark, get set, I'm going to get up after you go to sleep and make you an eyebrow hair, booger and teeth sandwich that you can eat for breakfast....GO!
Ted: On your mark, get set, I'm going to shave off all of my hair, eyelashes and eyebrows, then run around the house screaming that I can't stop tooting even for a second......GO!
Ted: On your mark, get set, I'm going to fart so bad that the whole room will turn brown and your eyelids will rot off.....GO!
Ted: On your mark, get set, I'm going to make you a shirt out of eyelids and make you wear it to the grocery store.....GO!
I think that he may be a little disturbed....but he won.
3 comments:
This definitely deserves a photoshop picture of Stacy and Dave in an eyelid shirt.
Me thinks he may be hanging around Carter too much......sorry!
apple doesnt fall far from the tree. i especially love the contrast from ted's stacyness to syd and ally's..girliness
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